those are big

Rushing to get home, I speedily made my way through the alley crossing to my car. On the way, however, I saw this man and had to say hello. I've been saying recently that I was "compelled to," or "he was irresistible" or something to that effect and it's true - I just can't resist approaching cute old men that have something oddly eccentric about them. Take this man for example...he has some big gloves on. Imagine how great I felt when he shook my hand with both of those honkies.

Zell, 70 years old, Redwood City