sometimes spam makes me chuckle

Have you ever read through the catchy titles in your spam box (right before you click delete all forever and ever)? I mean, these are the things that are supposed to make you stop and think...."Are All the Good Men in Palo Alto [Really] Taken?" Wow, I better click on that link right away before I lose my opportunity of meeting a good Palo Altonian man.

Or maybe I'll be compelled to click to find out what that "Weapon Used to Make Love" is.

Or gosh, I was just thinking that I needed "Relief from all diseases!"

Why don't you just spam me now!